Saturday, May 19, 2007

spidey 3: pros & cons

rad things about spiderman 3:

1. the crab-like movements of the molten black pleather goo
2. venom/topher's jaggedy yellow teeth
3. mj's waitress outfit

... and the best of all...

4. SANDMAN - everything about him including:
  • thomas haden church as flint marko, who served as the perfect comic character in his face, body, voice, movements, etc

  • the way in which his body comes into form at the testing ground

  • his head being temporarily ripped apart in a fiery explosion


  • crap things about spiderman 3:

    1. james franco's beautiful face gets marred

    ... but the worst of the worst...

    2. peter parker never says he is sorry for being such a butthole, even from before the molten black pleather goo! what a bum.

    2 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    but an awfully cute bum! what with the toussled hair and black eyeliner and all...

    - hs

    marjorie said...

    bleh! bleh bleh bleh!!!